Friday, September 26, 2008

Top 12 most frequent heard comments n remarks at DF



Celest n Celeste..who is skinner?I tink she is skinner than me lor..

Top 12 frequent heard remarks n comments at DF..







1.I saw my ex at d dance floor..


Here comes d story liao..a fren jus came back fr d dance floor..


C: Wei wat happen Y ur face so black?


H: Jus saw her?


C: Wat ur mum nag u all d way until here ah?Ur mum strong leh?


Next time dun so frank la say u elsewhere lor.(gd Bao Bao shldnt tell lies)


H: Who says i saw my mum?


C: Lagi worse still u saw ghost ah?(7th mth)


H: I SAW MY EX LA..


C: Chey..I saw my EX here thousand n one times liao..


There was once I saw his hands in bandage n i ask him wat happen?Is COC..Meaning b it curious or concern?His reply fall down la cant c ah?Dun spoilt my nite..his veri in polite reply make me super sad lor..I wen back to my sit n cry bitterly..All i can say is DF is a public place n is where all d best comes under 1 roof.B it d performers,pa system....etc..even consumers..SO U SHLD B PROUD TAT U R ONE OF D BEST..HAHAHA..


Tokin abt EX?Human being r veri funi..actuali deep inside ur heart u reali hope to c He/Her there.Bt at d same time u dun wan to c wat u dun wish to c.Example:He/Her was holdin someone else hands walkin towards d smokin corner..haiz.






2.Music sucks..


Aiyoyo..Go tok to d DJ






3.Crowd sucks..


(Dun come lor)Wei u r one of them.






4.Toilet queue veri long..


No comments for tis is quite true lor..






5.(xyz) jus bought a Lx bag leh..
Mmmm..wats has it got to do wif u ah?Stop envyin,start workin hard for urs too..






6.He jus brk off wif her leh..n he start clubin le.


Well there is nothin wrong wif clubbin..my Ex started clubbin,2wks later after we parted.And start addin gals inside his frenster..N says tat d gal is out to conn him n his frens..my reply to him is.If u dun leave ani form of contacts to her.(email,hp number,MSN..)Then she dun get d chance to conn u le..Can nt contact hw to conn?U r d one tat gave her d chance wat?stop complaintin?D part tat she is a thai bt she lie is a local(makin frens has no boundries)I tink u wan her more than fren ba?..well next time b4 u make frens wif anione jus ask them to produce d IC 1st lor..


I myself started clubbin 3mths after me n him part..








7.U never bring(chai)(veggies) to my table..


Aiyoyo..no comments for tis..reali NO..haiz

Got chai can bring, no chai how to bring...???

Hehehehe...





8.D gal over is d whose ex lor?Hear she bla bla bla...happily go gossiping away..


My comments:


(veri kpo)A gossip is when u put 2 +2 together n it bcomes 5.Scarily rite?






9.He is a ex media artist


My thinkin:


So wat is jus a job lor..nothin much..






10.The other table is drinking waterfall..lok ley lok ley..


Ya,drink liao u will fall(fall down)..hehe










11.U noe tat gal?Y never intro?


Wei..mi a pimp or Mama san..ok ok la..










12.Do u find DF more n more sian ah?


Yaya.he complaints,bt still u c tis fellow every wkend lor..Typical Singaporean(Love 2 complaint)

Monday, September 15, 2008

Boy chase girls(BCG)(FUN SMS)




"A man will not b thinkin abt hw much he spends on u if he believes u could b"the 1"In the beginning,he will b happy to pick up the tab."

"Most women tink they haf to wori abt d guys finances bcos hes d so-called provider.Bt todae more than ever,men r lookin at ur finances oso.Yes,even d wealthy ones."Trust me..



Lets lok at some gd examples...reali fun..comfirm laugh ur blues away..b it guy or gals..haf fun readin ya..


Samantha went on a date wif a guy who was well off.We shall call him squeaky.(As in,some guys r so tight they squeak when they walk.)


B4 d dinner,he took samatha to an ATM on d way to the restaurant n made her wait in the car while he withdrew $30.After he got in the car,he put the $30 bill on d dashboard as if to let her noe,"Tis is all tats goin to b spent"Then he took her to a hole-in-the-wall place(Cheap-skates Bar n Grill)n suggested tat they share a greasy appetizer.They got out of there for jus shy of $30 includin tip,n u could clearly c it was veri unnervin n painful for him.He practically needed 3-in 1 oil to help get his wallet open.Oh my god..


Tis is the date u wan to cut short.


Do the maths nw.$30 should haf lasted roughly 60minstats $1 dollar for every 2 minutes wif five xtra courtesy minutes for the "jus frens"speech.("jus frens" is code for "no sex")If he takes hard,add 2 mins for pity-time,n then skedaddle.


If u find tis fun i haf more stories coming up...bt tis r real life stories tat i add in a little spices onli..well reali onli a little..


SAK YANT TATTOO(Rules)


Sak Yant; Sak - meaning "to tap" or, "to tattoo", and Yant, meaning "Yantra".
Originally derived from the Sanskrit word "YANTRA". Since hundreds, if not thousand or more years, were Thai and Khmer warriors renowned and feared for the magical markings tattooed on their skin.


Above pics;- "Mai Sak", or "Khem Sak", meaning "Tattoo stick" or "Tattoo needle" respectively. The Mai Sak used for the tattooing of Sak Yant Sacred geometrical designs has in most cases no needle, rather a split end, which is filed down into 2 sharp points like a feather quill pen.Top right pic - devotees ofthe most famous of all sak yant masters in Thai history - Hlwong Por Phern, the devotees are in trance (known as "Khong Khuen") induced by the Kata (mantra chant) of the monks.Taken at the Wat Bang Pra Temple yearly "Wai Kroo" Ceremony.


Ladies Sak Yant tatoo r normali done in magicial oil then ink tat it will go away within a wks time fr naked eye.
Bt u will still received d same blessin fr ink ones,of cos d pain will oso b d same.It wont b less painful..trust me is pain pain..
If u r interested in sak yant pls read d RULES part..
DEVOTEE'S RULES OF ABSTENTION below..always double check d rules with ur own Master..Each haf its own rules..
Pls obey d rules or bad luck will befall on u..
Results proven for me..lokin forward for another 1 to b done soon..
Wat i covered r onli veri basic rules or general rules for Sak Yant.


TYPES OF SAK YANT TATTOO


Categories of Buddhist Magick tattoos

Amnaj - the wearer is rendered powerful in both senses, physical or in a more subtle way such as Politically.This kind of yant is of interest to people wishing or needing to command respect and obedience.

Maetthaa Mahaniyom - Compassion from others is obtained, popularity is acheived with one's peers and people feel the need to help you.
Kong Grapan Chathrii - protection from sharp weapons and projectile objects
Mahaa Sanaeh - Charm and attraction to make one attractive to the opposite sex, or even obtain the love of a particular person
Klaew Klaad - Powers of evasion - fatal accidents and dangers are avoided through the power of this kind of Yant

Tam Kwaam - Obtain specific results through a complex formula designed to obtain a defined goal/result; classed as black magic Tam kwaam can be used to make a husband leave his wife, make somebody ill or even die, win a court case, make someone stop speaking about you...almost limitless are the ways that this kind of spell can be applied.

Jang Ngang - Paralysis/Inability to react.This spell stuns the target.
Sathw Himapant - Mythological animals tattooed to invoke the specific powers and qualities of the particular animal. This kind of tattoo is thought to bind one with the essential spirit of the cosmic being portrayed as an animal and can result in the posession-like phenomenon of "Khong Khuen"

Choke Laap - Luck and Fortune; designed to bring one fortuitous results, such as promotion in one's workplace, winning lotteries, acheive higher social standing The reason that that the list of types of Yant is said to be six or seven kinds is the the "Tam Kwaam" variety means active results spell, which uses one of the other six types of purposes to manifest it's goal/target. Tam Kwaam is not really a Buddhist practise as such, rather a for of selfish egoistic black/grey magic.With the exception of healing spell.

Common Designs to be seen often tattooed on the back

Yant Sarigaa Kuu (lovebirds pair)
Yant Paed Tidt (eight directional yant)
Yant Moo Tong Daeng (copper pig - wild boar)
Yant Hanuman (Monkey general)
Yant Ngop Nam Oy (Round Compassion yantra for shoulder blades)
Yant Maha Ud (square or triangular Gunstopper Yant)
Yant Suea Paen (leaping Tiger)
Yant Hongs/Hongsa (Peacock)
Yant Mae Tap (Guardian Yant - small pyramid-like design for the lower spine)
Yant Puttsoorn (five buddhas concentric lettering yant - a favourite of HP Phern)

DEVOTEE'S RULES OF ABSTENTION
There are different rules of abstention for sak yant tattoos depending on which master.The list of different rules acording to each master will be documented below and updated as new info from newly found sak yant masters comes in Wat bang Pra rules.


1. Do not eat Star fruit, Pumpkin, or any other 'Gourd' type Vegetable.
2. Do not Be anybodys Lover who is already married
3. FORBIDDEN in Extreme, to slander anybody's Mother (this means most women, if you think about it).
4. Do not eat food from a Wedding, or Funeral banquet.
5. Do not Eat left-Overs.
6. Do not Duck under a Washing Line, or an overhanging building.
7. Do not Duck under a Banana Tree of the type Thaanii (classed as important to avoid).
8. Do not cross a single head bridge; Large or Small bridges are not Forbidden .
9. Do not sit on a Ceramic Urn (Common in Thailand).Especially a Cracked, or Broken one.
10. Do not let a Woman Lie on Top of You, or Sit on Top either.
11. Do not permit a Man to be Brushed by the blouse or skirt of a Woman, or crossed in Front of; Especially during the Menstruative Period.
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Ajarn Thoy Rules
Ajarn Thoy dabos - Wat Tong nai Soi Awn Nut 25 Bang Jag Bangkok.
Ajarn thoy is a Ruesi expert in sak yant tattooing and kong grapan charms - he is also well versed in Astrology and Love and wealth charms.
Do Not speak inauspiciously to or of your; Mother , Father or master (Kroo).
Do not commit evil deeds.
Devotees of the same master are forbidden to fight or compete with each other - they should consider each other members of the same family and cherish each other.
Do not drink alcohol or take drugs.
Do not make special claims of having protective powers because of your yant or amulets.
Do not think that the power of the yant will protect you if you intend to use those powers for bad deeds.
try to keep the five precepts

Which kind of Yant posesses which meaning?

A complete understanding will increase the effectiveness of the yant. The lines drawn in the Yant represent the Umbilical Cord of the Buddha, and are traditionally known as 'The Bones of the Yant'. There are many varied forms of Yantra, it appears, such as; Round Yant, Triangular Yant, Four - Sided Yant, and even Pictorial ones.
Round Yant - represents the Face of the Buddha (Pra Pakt Khong Pra Putta Jao) in Brahmin Tradition, Brahma is applied as the meaning.

Triangular Yant - represents the Triple Gem of the Buddha Dharma and Sangha (Pra Put, Pra Tamm, Pra Songk). In Brahmin Tradition the three Lords of Heaven are applied as the meaning (Shiva Brahma, Vishnu)
Four sided Yant - represents the Four Elements / Continents (Earth, Water, Air and Fire)

Pictorial Yant (Animalistic) - represents various Angels, People, and Mythical Animals (Sathw Himapant)
Onk Pra represents The Buddha Himself.
The Half Moon Symbol to be seen above "Onk Pra" so often represents the Moon Illuminating the way for us in the Dark Hours.
The small Circle (Sun Symbol) to be seen above many Yant means the Sun lighting outr way in the daytime; and that all Humans and Living beings exist under the influences of the stars and Planets, and that these forces enable us to develop and brings Changes .

The Zig - Zag spiral line on the top of each Yant is called Unaalome. Unaalome represents the Saints who have attained the status of Enlightened beings.The Fetters of desire have been disentangled and discarded....These beings do not waver on their path as normal Humans do (Note the end of the zig zag evolves into a straight line, meaning that he has ceased to enter into diversion and is on a straight, direct path to Nirvana. The spiral in the middle represents the Crown of the Head of the Buddha. The Line of the Unaalome is straigh and unwavering - Perfect and complete. Following this thought, when you have finished the drawing the "Bones" (outlines) of the Yant and finished all Khom letterings;
The Yant should be Finished with the drawing of Unaalome above the Yant - meaning that the Yant is now Complete. All Yant are usually completed with the invocation of a Mantra (Pra Kataa) in Pali sanskrit, which is subsequently blown into the yant with your breath (Called Phao kataa / Puug Saeg).
Most Pra Kataa finish with the Phrase / Spell "Ma A U".


HYGIENE
Hygienic issues are more or less the same in all places; The "mai sak/khem sak" ( tattooing sticks), are not sterilized using any kind of modern sterilizing equipment ; the sticks/needles are used repeatedly with only a simple placing of the sticks in a bottle of alcohol to remain there until the next use.Most masters have a collection of five to twenty mai sak arranged in rows, their tips soaking in alcohol in glass bottles.This means that a single tattoo stick may have from between half an hour to one hour time period between tattooing sessions to kill any bacteria that may still be there from the previous devotee. The tips/needles are not cleaned thoroughly either, recieving at most a quick flush in a bucket of water, the master holding the stick and stirring the needle in the bucket before flicking it in the air to remove excess water/ink and then placing the stick in the bottle of alcohol.



Some masters don't even have the bottle of alcohol, just placing the needle back on it's stand/shelf to await the next use. Transmission of aids is therefore a possibility, although there are no official recorded cases of a person contracting aids as the result of recieving sak yant (as far as the author knows).Hepatitis B and C, however, are a real danger, due to the fact that 0.04 of a thousandth of a liter of hepatitis infected blood is enough to transmit the disease. Hepatitis in such an amount of dried blood can survive on a dry surface for up to three months, in a wet enviroment (such as a sak yant needle), it can thrive.



Article extract fr www.sak-yant.com/rulesofabsention.php

Lung infection(Fun Sms)(conversation between me n pal)


Lok like nurse rite..taken at st james..
Loks like im at airport rite ..nope at town


(Lung infection)

Pal:Yoz,hws life..still breathing ma?No news fr u leh..still cant get over him ah?..

C:Wan to die liao la..lung infection again..

Pal:Aiyo,u ok or nt?Y smoke so much..second time rite never mind third time comin soon la..Is ciggies priced drooped or Mama shop give out free ciggies or freeies?Lagi worse u in love wif the shop assistant ah?

C:Wow..so smart ah..bt wrong ley..Listen carefuli ah..Here goes..ciggies prices still d same ley ani changes u will hear it fr news or newspaper ah..nither m i in love wif d shop assistant..bt is d shop assistant tat is crazy over me lor..hahaha...LOL..So hw?Me dying soon liao lah..will come n c me ma if i admit to hospital?

Pal:Of cos i will go n c u lah..bt touchwood lah..Pui!..Tink u better quit smokin lah..or stop 4 a while lor..

C:Tell u sometin mornin i go n c doc again..guess wat 2 packets of tablets n 1 jab cos me $44..so unluckly lor..u pui..i oso pui lor..Y cant charge me 1 dollars lesser ley..$43..oso gd wat?

Pal:Stop dreamin lah 1 dollar lesser is impossible..bt u can ask for another jab then it will b $88 lor...fai le u fai gd rite..double jab oso can help u get well faster..LOL..

Thursday, September 11, 2008

Birthdae cake curse(DF)

Tats me ya,happily eatin others birthdae cake..
jus couldnt brk free fr badae cake curse.
Since 1st july 08 until up to date i haf been eatin badae cakes n still couldnt brk free fr it.. almost every wed,fri n sat i haf at least 2 badae cake waitin for me to eat lor..
Isnt it a great way to put on weight..JU MING AHhhh! Yay!..Actuali wats there to yay abt ah?????
Hahaha...Bo liao lah...
Handsome...



Dear folks even if u dun like chocolate cake CAN ALWAYS REGUEST FOR ANOTHER FAVOUR.Y smash it?..shld re-educate u folks!
Dun waste food Hao Ma?

Cupcakes..i bought these cupcakes at Central..Quite yummy..had enough of traditional cakes try cup cakes









Tis is d best badae cake i ever eat.Burger cake.Not onli beautiful bt oso veri tasty leh..



Tats me cutting d Burger cake..Yummy Yummy...








Tis is another designer cake bought by peggy.Ramen cake..Bt i still perfer d Burger cake




Deep inside my heart i long for a badae cake too..nt fr ani1 bt him..06 he nt in town..07 he go out wif frens...me alone sittin below my void deck waitin for him.Bcos he say he will cut my badae cake wif me,I can wait bt my cake couldnt wait animore.It started 2melt.12 midnight had paz n he is still no where to b seen..2nd dae he onli say i was at sentosa when i received ur msg i rush back oso too late le ah..wats more i haf to sen my frens back...So i give a miz lor..there is always next yr wat?Ya dun understan y ur frens always QUARREL wif taxi uncles..Tis yr i haf nothin to lok forward to le..(Next yr)i haf wake up fr my fantasy le..NO MORE NEXT YR>>I HATE BADAE..


New show(Nu ren da chu yi)

On way to work..inside cab..tired..Cos las 9 club ley..haahaa.. Me n Quan yi feng..at set..Jurong Point.. Miss Spore 2006 Genecia Luo n me..
Haahaa..i forgotten her name leh..




Crew..
Top view..




Thursday, September 4, 2008

Brainstormin


Thought of the dae:
Can anione ans tis question?
"Wat would u do if the person tat can stop u fr crin is the 1 tat make u cry?"

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Nai pa 100/030908 wed

Pictures taken fr 030908 drama.
Durin my filmin period tis is actuali my first scene wif adrian pang.N was my onli scene 4 d dae.Tis picture is taken fr 2ND episode.Reali had fun tat dae.cos baby nt around tat dae.Nicole nid to slep ah..alot of passer-byes stop n lok at us. Tis scene is taken at 12midnight,bt 2nd dae call time is 7am lor.haiz..filmin is tirin..
At tat moment i onli haf 1 tinkin in my mind?N tat is can i dun go hm?Can i stay at mediacorp makeup rm n rest for a nite better still kep my makeup on n dun remove so tat 2nd dae i dun nid to make up again..Of cos jus tinkin onli lor..my dad will kill me lor..haiz..
Recallin back to my hostin daes..My filmin time is worse lor 7am to 4am almost everydae for nearly a mth lor.Worse then filmin drama lor..d worse part is every1 can stay over at our shootin venue except me.I took cab hm every nite lor.After wash up is alreali 5am liao..POOR TIN,POOR ME...haiz..sigh



Tuesday, September 2, 2008

My latest drama(Nai pa bai fen bai)020908 tue

Pictures taken from 020908My daughter Nicole..She is onli 9mths old..i cari her until my arms suan lor.(tired leh) My producer is so nice to me.He say spare you lah.(which is me) he let me use baby pram.My producer is lin ming zhe.