Boy chase girls(BCG)(FUN SMS)

"A man will not b thinkin abt hw much he spends on u if he believes u could b"the 1"In the beginning,he will b happy to pick up the tab."

"Most women tink they haf to wori abt d guys finances bcos hes d so-called provider.Bt todae more than ever,men r lookin at ur finances oso.Yes,even d wealthy ones."Trust me..

Lets lok at some gd examples...reali fun..comfirm laugh ur blues away..b it guy or gals..haf fun readin ya..

Samantha went on a date wif a guy who was well off.We shall call him squeaky.(As in,some guys r so tight they squeak when they walk.)

B4 d dinner,he took samatha to an ATM on d way to the restaurant n made her wait in the car while he withdrew $30.After he got in the car,he put the $30 bill on d dashboard as if to let her noe,"Tis is all tats goin to b spent"Then he took her to a hole-in-the-wall place(Cheap-skates Bar n Grill)n suggested tat they share a greasy appetizer.They got out of there for jus shy of $30 includin tip,n u could clearly c it was veri unnervin n painful for him.He practically needed 3-in 1 oil to help get his wallet open.Oh my god..

Tis is the date u wan to cut short.

Do the maths nw.$30 should haf lasted roughly 60minstats $1 dollar for every 2 minutes wif five xtra courtesy minutes for the "jus frens"speech.("jus frens" is code for "no sex")If he takes hard,add 2 mins for pity-time,n then skedaddle.

If u find tis fun i haf more stories coming up...bt tis r real life stories tat i add in a little spices onli..well reali onli a little..

Lung infection(Fun Sms)(conversation between me n pal)

Lok like nurse rite..taken at st james..
Loks like im at airport rite ..nope at town


(Lung infection)

Pal:Yoz,hws life..still breathing ma?No news fr u leh..still cant get over him ah?..

C:Wan to die liao la..lung infection again..

Pal:Aiyo,u ok or nt?Y smoke so much..second time rite never mind third time comin soon la..Is ciggies priced drooped or Mama shop give out free ciggies or freeies?Lagi worse u in love wif the shop assistant ah?

C:Wow..so smart ah..bt wrong ley..Listen carefuli ah..Here goes..ciggies prices still d same ley ani changes u will hear it fr news or newspaper ah..nither m i in love wif d shop assistant..bt is d shop assistant tat is crazy over me lor..hahaha...LOL..So hw?Me dying soon liao lah..will come n c me ma if i admit to hospital?

Pal:Of cos i will go n c u lah..bt touchwood lah..Pui!..Tink u better quit smokin lah..or stop 4 a while lor..

C:Tell u sometin mornin i go n c doc again..guess wat 2 packets of tablets n 1 jab cos me $44..so unluckly lor..u pui..i oso pui lor..Y cant charge me 1 dollars lesser ley..$43..oso gd wat?

Pal:Stop dreamin lah 1 dollar lesser is impossible..bt u can ask for another jab then it will b $88 lor...fai le u fai gd rite..double jab oso can help u get well faster..LOL..